Crazy Jokes!

Remember I said that I'll be writing jokes for you? Well now I'm here with some crazy jokes!

HOPE YOU WILL BE LAUGHING OUT CRAZY WITH THESE JOKES!!!

A young man has just fallen from his 2 wheeler when a passer saw him. . .
Passer : Have an accident?
Man : No thanks. I just had one!

John : The other day my cousin fell down the stair case and broke. . .
Snow : Broke what?
John : Broke his hair!

Roger : Steve is the highest paid actor, you know?
Alex : Is it?
Roger : Yes, he always collect his pay on the Eiffel Tower!!!

Patient : Doctor, I get chest pain whenever I cough.
Doctor : Stop coughing then!!

Tom : Which insect entertains you before they  prey on you?
Ted : I don't know; tell me.
Tom : Mosquitoes!!!!

O'Neil : Which animal makes a mess in the water?
Harvey : Hippo! Hippopota-mess!!!

Father : Swimming is good exercise. It will keep you slim.
Son : I don't believe it, dad! If so, why are whales and sharks so huge?!

Mike : Which part of the world attracts an ant?
Colin : Ant-artica!!

Mark : Why do those pigs make merry?
Lawry : They are going on a pig-nic!!

Ian : Which animals do cricketers hate?
Simon : Ducks!!