Jokes To Enjoy ! !

BORROWING

Teacher : If you borrow twenty rupees from your dad and spend seven, how much will be left with you?

Student : Nothing !

Teacher : You don't know math !

Student : You don't know my dad !

 

Crazy Jokes!

Remember I said that I'll be writing jokes for you? Well now I'm here with some crazy jokes!

HOPE YOU WILL BE LAUGHING OUT CRAZY WITH THESE JOKES!!!

A young man has just fallen from his 2 wheeler when a passer saw him. . .
Passer : Have an accident?
Man : No thanks. I just had one!

John : The other day my cousin fell down the stair case and broke. . .
Snow : Broke what?
John : Broke his hair!

Roger : Steve is the highest paid actor, you know?
Alex : Is it?
Roger : Yes, he always collect his pay on the Eiffel Tower!!!

Patient : Doctor, I get chest pain whenever I cough.
Doctor : Stop coughing then!!

Tom : Which insect entertains you before they  prey on you?
Ted : I don't know; tell me.
Tom : Mosquitoes!!!!

O'Neil : Which animal makes a mess in the water?
Harvey : Hippo! Hippopota-mess!!!

Father : Swimming is good exercise. It will keep you slim.
Son : I don't believe it, dad! If so, why are whales and sharks so huge?!

Mike : Which part of the world attracts an ant?
Colin : Ant-artica!!

Mark : Why do those pigs make merry?
Lawry : They are going on a pig-nic!!

Ian : Which animals do cricketers hate?
Simon : Ducks!!

More Jokes!!

    Here are some classical jokes from a joke book mom and dad got me from a book fair

HAVE A LAUGH AND ENJOY!!!! 

Sam : Which day in a week scares the fish?
Ram : Fry-day!

Teacher : How will you save a drowning person?
Student : First, take him out of water. . .
Teacher : Then?
Student : Then take the water out of him!

Reporter : You are the most beautiful lady in Hollywood.
Actress : How nice! You mean there is no other woman like me?
Reporter : I don't know whether they like you or not!

Reporter : You are the number one comedian. Just what's the key to comedy acting?
Actor : Oh nothing! But allowing yourself to look stupid!

Paul : You know the critic's review of the film Ben-Hur?
Scott : Tell me?
Paul : They said the audience loved Ben, hated Her!

Max : How would you call a fish without eye?
Wood : How?
Max : Fsh!

Funny right?
That's the jokes I got for you in this time!
I will be posting more jokes later!

Jokes I've Enjoyed

What would a hen do if you wash it in hot water?

Teacher asked Anny a question, and see what she had answered.

Teacher asks Anny:  Anny? What will the hen do if you wash it in hot water?

Anny replies:  Hum... It would lay boiled eggs?

Teacher asks Anny:  What? How would a hen lay boiled eggs in hot water?

Anny replies:  Miss, didn't you say so in the previous lesson, that if you put an egg in hot water it will be boiled?

When Was Rome Built?

Teacher to Tom: When was Rome built?

Tom replies: At night.

Teacher to Tom: Why did you say that?

Tom replies: Because Jerry always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why was the Principal worried?

Tom asks Jerry: Why was the principal worried?

Jerry replies: Because there were too many rulers in school!

Where Did Tommy Go?

Tommy asks: Can we go to the new shop today?

Mom says: O.K. But remember don't get lost!

Tommy replies: Yes!

   Tommy got out of the car as soon as they reached the shop. Mother tried to catch hold of him but Tommy ran too fast. In they went and Tommy was no where to be found. Where did Tommy go? Soon she saw Tommy come out of the toilet.

Tommy says: Let's go now.

Mom asks: What? Why?

Tommy says: Because I went to the toilet already now!

Now you will know what happened. Right?