Jokes I've Enjoyed

What would a hen do if you wash it in hot water?

Teacher asked Anny a question, and see what she had answered.

Teacher asks Anny:  Anny? What will the hen do if you wash it in hot water?

Anny replies:  Hum... It would lay boiled eggs?

Teacher asks Anny:  What? How would a hen lay boiled eggs in hot water?

Anny replies:  Miss, didn't you say so in the previous lesson, that if you put an egg in hot water it will be boiled?

When Was Rome Built?

Teacher to Tom: When was Rome built?

Tom replies: At night.

Teacher to Tom: Why did you say that?

Tom replies: Because Jerry always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why was the Principal worried?

Tom asks Jerry: Why was the principal worried?

Jerry replies: Because there were too many rulers in school!

Where Did Tommy Go?

Tommy asks: Can we go to the new shop today?

Mom says: O.K. But remember don't get lost!

Tommy replies: Yes!

   Tommy got out of the car as soon as they reached the shop. Mother tried to catch hold of him but Tommy ran too fast. In they went and Tommy was no where to be found. Where did Tommy go? Soon she saw Tommy come out of the toilet.

Tommy says: Let's go now.

Mom asks: What? Why?

Tommy says: Because I went to the toilet already now!

Now you will know what happened. Right?