HAVE A LAUGH AND ENJOY!!!!
Sam : Which day in a week scares the fish?Ram : Fry-day!
Teacher : How will you save a drowning person?
Student : First, take him out of water. . .
Teacher : Then?
Student : Then take the water out of him!
Reporter : You are the most beautiful lady in Hollywood.
Actress : How nice! You mean there is no other woman like me?
Reporter : I don't know whether they like you or not!
Reporter : You are the number one comedian. Just what's the key to comedy acting?
Actor : Oh nothing! But allowing yourself to look stupid!
Paul : You know the critic's review of the film Ben-Hur?
Scott : Tell me?
Paul : They said the audience loved Ben, hated Her!
Max : How would you call a fish without eye?
Wood : How?
Max : Fsh!
Funny right?
That's the jokes I got for you in this time!
I will be posting more jokes later!
Coll that you wrote some jokes!! My favourite is the one about which day of the week scares the fish!!!!! I loved your jokes!!!
ReplyDeleteYou were waiting to see some jokes on my blog so I wrote some! Glad you like it. . . Thx!
ReplyDeleteI also saw your riddles. They were great!! I wrote a comment on the riddled.
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